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Not Today Embroidered Vintage Cap — Distressed Red Dad Hat Funny Slogan

Not Today Embroidered Vintage Cap — Distressed Red Dad Hat Funny Slogan

Regular price $34.99 USD
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This vintage-style cap brings quiet confidence to everyday wear. The washed, distressed twill and low-profile six-panel shape create a relaxed, lived-in look that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Across the front, "Not Today" is embroidered in textured thread — a short, sassy phrase that reads like a small, private declaration. An easy way to set a boundary, keep the energy calm, and still look put-together doing it.

The adjustable antique-finish metal buckle and black sweatband keep it comfortable through long afternoons outdoors, busy city errands, or any morning that started a little too early. Wear it to slow down a hectic day, cover a bad hair situation, or simply lean into a laid-back weekend with no further justification required.

Slight distressing and natural color variation mean each hat has its own character — worn-in and personal before you even put it on.

A sharp, humor-forward gift for anyone with opinions and a low tolerance for nonsense.

Product Features

• 100% cotton twill with washed-out vintage distress — authentic broken-in feel

• Low-profile, unstructured 6-panel construction with 6 sewn eyelets

• Embroidered "Not Today" front panel — textured thread, clean lettering

• Adjustable antique-brass metal snap buckle for relaxed, secure fit

• Black internal sweatband for all-day comfort; adult sizing

Care Instructions

• Spot clean with warm water and a small amount of dish soap

• Use a soft-bristled brush for stubborn spots

• Do not machine wash or soak

• Air dry naturally; do not tumble dry or iron

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